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Welcome to the electronic home of the Vanilla Gorilla.  Check out pictures, stories, funny blogs, and store.  On our site you will find: 

• Awesome Adventures
• Hair-raising tales of Terror
• Hilariously Good Times

  The Most Comprehensive Mythical Creature Inventory ANYWHERE!!

   

So feel free to surf around, check out some of the stuff.  Leave a comment on the forum or contact me via email.  If you're going to order a mythical creature, DO NOT FORGET TO FACTOR IN THIER DIETARY NEEDS, I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH.  Unfortunatley due to several local and international laws we can no longer provide fresh human, and due to high demand the shnozberries are on backorder.