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One dark and stormy summer night in the desert. And we're talking dark and stormy like only summer nights in the desert can be. A cry rang out as she screamed in anguish at the brutish, albino, apelike creature that she gave birth to years ago. She almost wished she had never had him all those years ago, but how else was she gonna get boxes of books on to the top shelf in storage? She had always told him, "honey, if they can't find ya handsome, you make sure they find ya handy." But, tonight was the last straw he had eaten all of the vanilla ice cream for the last time. So with a breaking heart, she sent him nameless into the rainy, stormy night.

Wandering the earth seeking fame, fortune, and good times. People he met and did great deeds for, did indeed find him handy (some even found him handsome). Indeed when they spoke about him to each other they refered to him as: dun dun dun The VANILLA GORILLA.

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